Thursday, March 31, 2016

Funny Phone Call

"(Insurance Company), how can I help you?"

"I need to add a newborn to my health insurance please."

"Sure, I can help with that and congratulations on your baby....Any other questions?"

"Yes actually, does my policy cover breast  pumps?"

"Yes it does, to get one you need to...Any other questions?"

Uh, yeah one more.  Does my policy cover vasectomies?"

Brief Pause

"Yes it does. Your benefits include...Anything else?"

"Nope, thank you. Bye!"

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