Wednesday, April 6, 2016
Get Out & Do Something
There are few things in life that benefit a man or woman's mental, emotional, and physical health all at once as much as manual labor and crafting or repairing something with your own two hands.
Tuesday, April 5, 2016
A conversation overheard during the creation
T"We're gonna need to multiply and replenish the earth"
how can we do that?
"Uhmm seeds? Like flowers? Or eggs? Like chickens?"
Nah, done that.
"Uhm cloning?"
Too sciency.
"Well... I had this idea about this thing called a mammal. But it's messy, and will really hurt..."
Alright so we got the multiplying thing down, how are we gonna feed the offspring?
"Photosynthesis?"
Sciency.
"Uhm, a fully developed digestive system when they're born?"
Waaaay too much work.
"Well, the mammals come with nipples, I thought they were just weird spare parts buuuut..."
Perfect!! Let's make that hurt too!
*millenia later*
well that could have gone better
"horrified stare"
Remind me again why the males have nipples too?
Monday, April 4, 2016
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