how can we do that?
"Uhmm seeds? Like flowers? Or eggs? Like chickens?"
Nah, done that.
"Uhm cloning?"
Too sciency.
"Well... I had this idea about this thing called a mammal. But it's messy, and will really hurt..."
Alright so we got the multiplying thing down, how are we gonna feed the offspring?
"Photosynthesis?"
Sciency.
"Uhm, a fully developed digestive system when they're born?"
Waaaay too much work.
"Well, the mammals come with nipples, I thought they were just weird spare parts buuuut..."
Perfect!! Let's make that hurt too!
*millenia later*
well that could have gone better
"horrified stare"
Remind me again why the males have nipples too?
